11.7.08

The Introduction

So I've finally decided to give this whole blog thing a try. I always kind of thought blogging was for losers who have nothing else to do in their spare time...and now as it turns out, I am a lose who has so much spare time I can't find anything more exciting to do than OMG ... BLOG!!!!

I've always kind of secretly wanted to become a writer, and not just because typing is one of my many fetishes (because I do it well and fast unlike other things that should be fetishes) but also because I've had so many ideas for books and even movies, but every time I'd sit down to start writing I'd either get bored or not know what to write. Since every plot idea that ever came to mind had a beginning and a climax but somehow never an end or conclusion, I found it kind of pointless to go on and on writing endlessly only to find that there would be no end.

Well today as I accidentally came across this free blogging page, I thought "what a great idea!" I can keep writing and writing and writing without an end because the final sentence here will only be the beginning of the next blog posting. How wonderful!!! And then I got an even better idea...why not consider today to be an end, and write my blogs as stories of the past? I need to "end" my life as I know it and start something new, so this would be the perfect opportunity to make a Sex in the City type of diary, but instead of using my boring present existence which would create only blank postings, I'm going to write about my whole life before I became the desperate housewife I am today.

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